I hit "post" and then realised that was a shit intro and says virtually nothing about me. I was not aiming for enigmatic and mysterious. I don't like talking about 50 Shades of Grey. I drink my coffee black. Patti Smith is my jam. Er. I am the assistant editor of a music mag/blog. Last night my boyfriend and I couldn't sleep because we're pretty sure we have a mouse in the bedsit we live in and we could here him niffing about the bin. I have named him Fairway Frank. (If you don't get that reference, I don't want to know.)