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Kids are so funny
Aug. 1st, 2006 01:26 pmThe following were actual answers on a year 6 test:
1. Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.HER
2. Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen". As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops the all hooted hurrah.
3. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Guesser invented removable type and the Bible. Aother important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historial figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking. Sir Francis Drake Circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.
4. The greatest smiter of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tradedies, comedies, all an Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an exaple of a heroic cuplet. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by juliet.
5. Writing at the same time as Shakepeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife dies and he wrote Paradise Regained.
They made me chuckle.
1. Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.HER
2. Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen". As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops the all hooted hurrah.
3. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Guesser invented removable type and the Bible. Aother important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historial figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking. Sir Francis Drake Circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.
4. The greatest smiter of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tradedies, comedies, all an Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an exaple of a heroic cuplet. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by juliet.
5. Writing at the same time as Shakepeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife dies and he wrote Paradise Regained.
They made me chuckle.
